Burrito Banter

You may be thinking oh my, is that Ben with Diddy and Kanye, well on paper, yes, because you know it’s heavily edited. But I realized after writing my coffee blog, I should write probably 2-3 times a day to actually have this blog have very mediocre success (sidebar: I typed mediocre correctly but typed success incorrectly). So here I am on this Free Flow Friday (alliteration right there) figuring out what to write about. Uhhhh, so I have to work today, which is fun, trying to make some shhhmoney. Oh, I know what I can semi-talk about the Alex Cooper and Alix Earle drama; some might say I am chronically online and so I am the right person to talk about it. Just a case of classic alpha women fighting each other (cat fight). Whose side am I on? I am not the biggest fan of them. I would suggest finding a solution by being put on the White House card for the UFC. In that case, make it the main event, I believe it would do numbers because as the angry boyfriends get tired of watching their girlfriends/wives/sidechick/situationship/secretlover will then sit on the couch and more will turn on the tv to watch. It’s a very simple marketing technique they can do and will create a HUGE boost and open a new market for them. Other than them actually fist-fighting, I don’t care about the drama, although it is fun to watch two people who have MILLIONS OF DOLLARS act like little kids. Another thing I want is to create some sort of merchandise, whether it be underwear or hemorrhoid cream, I haven’t decided yet, but also this piss poor blog is NOT big enough for me to generate any actual revenue. I appreciate it if you read all the way through because I know people do NOT have an attention span anymore. As Nate Diaz once said, “Allah salam alaikum…”